ウェスト、ヒューストン、ウェルチが好き放題やってる間、テンプル、カルメン・ミランダ、ローレル&ハーディその他大勢がガヤとして消費される。ヴィダルとイーディス・ヘッドは映画見てないし、あちこちから使用許可をめぐる訴えが起こされる。ウェルチひとりがニコニコでラスティ君に狙いを定める。ただベルトを緩めてあ～といえばいいの！
Myra Breckinridge: How should a man act?
Rusty Godowsky: He should ball chicks. That's how.
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Myra Breckinridge: You have a lot to learn. All you men have a lot to learn. And I have taken it upon myself to teach you.
Rusty Godowsky: What do you mean?
Myra Breckinridge: This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling.
Rusty Godowsky: I know how to do that!
Myra Breckinridge: That's what you think. Did you know you have a temperature?
Rusty Godowsky: No I didn't!
Myra Breckinridge: Well you do. But no matter. I shall cure what's wrong with you.
Rusty Godowsky: What are you gonna do?
Myra Breckinridge: I shall ball you Rusty. It's very simple
MYRA: It’s called balling!
RUSTY: I know how to do that!
MYRA: That’s what you think. I shall ball you, Rusty! It’s very simple!
Rusty lying bare-assed across the examination table. Myra in a star-spangled bikini, we see Myra doing something below her waist, out of the frame, and suddenly something snaps shut.
RUSTY: Oh my God, Jesus, you’ll kill me!
Then, a shot of Myron sitting in a movie theater, eating a big bag of popcorn. He laughs.
MYRA: I won’t kill you, Rusty.
Clip of a young Judy Garland behind a microphone telling a crowd, “I reckon none of you Northern folk ever heard of Texas Callahan makin’ love to his gal! Well, you’re gonna hear it now!” Then we hear “charge” played on a trumpet, which is immediately followed by a shot of Myra dressed head to toe in armor and sitting on a horse, holding a lance... :MYRA:Chaaaaaaaaaaarge!
Clip of Vikings using a big log to bust down a castle gate.
Myra "riding" Rusty, waving her cowboy hat.
RUSTY: God, no, what are you--
MYRA: Yee-haw!
people at a horse race.
MAN: Certainly leaned on that one!
There’s a clip of Laurel and Hardy yelling at somebody in a panic, then a clip of a woman saying, “Atta boy!” After more footage of the anal dildo rape, we cut to a soldier in a old movie saying, “That’s what I call disgustin’!”
Footage from an old movie where the Hoover Dam bursts and crumbles.
Clip from Chirpy, saying "holy shit!"
People watching in horror, and then more of "rodeo rape", leading to someone spitting in disgust
MYRA (VO): I’m coming, Scarlett, I’m coming! I’m coming, Lana!
Random shots of a musical number in an old movie, we see Myra in a big frilly dress. She’s on a flowered swing against a black background.
MYRA: Hooray for Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck!
["Hooray for Hollywood!"]
MYRA: Uncle Sam, here I coooooooome!
