記録✍️
LIVE TO TELL THE STORY
Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once.
Seen two whales f**k, been to three world fairs.
I ever know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
I push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around.
I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’ parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman.
There ain’t nothing I can’t do.
No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s.
Those big motherf**kers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.
Moderation is for cowards.
I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’m a UDT Navy SEAL driver.
I’ll wine, dine, intertwine and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more.
Cheers boys.
“I can never forget, but no matter how much it hurts, how dark it gets or no matter how far you fall, you are never out of the fight.”
LONE SURVIVOR
